Who is Longmont Potion Castle? I've had a crush on him for years, but don't know anything about him or what he looks like... but it's not about the looks. It's about the ability to make me laugh, and he scores an 11 in that department. I'm trying to find the one where he says his name is Bert and the guy was all "WELL...... FUCK YOU BERT!!!!!" LPC, whoever you are, I love you. And I have a feeling you might be a total babe... or a hesher-lookin' feller who listens to black metal all day. Whatevs.