Saturday, September 5, 2009

New girl "group" makes me ashamed to be a woman

My friend Stacy introduced me to Millionaires a while back and I was horrified. HORRIFIED. Really, Mr. Big Wig Record Label Exec, you're really going to give these gross girls a record contract?!?!?!?!!! REALLY?? Wow. I want to die right now. These dorkettes get 50,000+ (!!!) MySpace music plays a day.

You gotta watch this video and listen to the terrible lyrics. Sisters, put some clothes on and get a clue: if you really can only get "laid" after getting "paid", you really aren't as hot as you think you are. Your parents need to enroll you in one of those Maury Povich boot camps ASAP.

Millionaires "Just Got Paid, Lets Get Laid" Music Video HD from Robby Starbuck on Vimeo.

If you thought THAT was bad, check out their live performance of the same song. For once in my life I'm speechless. Do they make ear tampons? Because I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding...

1 comment:

  1. You made me laugh so much with that article. Ive always thought they were horrendous (maybe thats why they are attractive too haha). I love your blog darling. I have on my own a blog about female vocalists if you want to see it keep up the good work